I got around to Hollywood to go to the Funko store, finally, and got a custom Funko POP! made of me and Hands:

I wish they’d had a video camera option, or a GoPro, but that one will represent my Canon just fine. Yes, I know it’s capitalist shill whatever, but damnit, I wanted my own action figure and since I won’t be a superhero any time soon, this was my primary option.

Our likenesses will live on my desk above the monitor.